Quizzes
Quiz: How health and safety conscious are you?
When it comes to being careful, are you careful or are you not very careful? Let Meekie Monthly decide with this super [Read More]
Quiz: How environmentally conscious are you?
1. You buy a flock of cows to save you having to pay the milkman but unfortunately, your cows keep on farting and [Read More]
Quiz: How holy are you?
1. You are crossing the road when you spot an frail old lady with a small dog waiting to cross the road. Do you? a) [Read More]
Norman Boakes: Connoisseur of the Motion Picture
David Garland Jones: Mothers Against David Review
As is so often the case in many areas since the demise of the Post-Modern era, film-making has pulled back the foreskin of beuracracy to reveal a full-blooded and pulsating [Read More]
Letters from our Readers
DFS Dupper
Dear Editor I would like to complain about DFS, the furniture store. Having spotted an [Read More]
Loud Foreigners
Dear Editor Why do foreigners feel the need to talk so loud? When I’m sat on the bus, [Read More]
Heartbeat Horror at Home
Dear Editor Is it me or is TV’s family favourite ‘Heartbeat’ rather dull? I [Read More]
How to.....
How to…pick your nose without getting caught
The Thumb-Index Method (for advanced practitioners) 1. Position your index finger of the opposite side hand alongside the exterior of the obstructed nasal channel. 2. [Read More]
Dear Derek
My son is an embarrassment
Dear Derek My son Troy has the most hugest head that the world has ever seen. Every time [Read More]
Armpit Snatch Syndrome
Dear Derek I’m worried that I have what looks like a snatch under my armpits. [Read More]
Splashback Worries
Dear Derek My hubby sat me down last night and said that he’d like to introduce [Read More]